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  document.write("<tr><td bgcolor=#F0F0F0><a href='http://www.boernechronicle.com/newsframe.cgi?u=http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100907/od_nm/us_edwards_elo_odd' style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma'>Giant hay bale kills former ELO cellist     (Reuters)</a></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td><div align=justify style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma;padding-bottom:3px;'>Reuters - A giant bale of hay has killed a founding member of the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) band after it tumbled down a hill and crashed into his van.</div></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td bgcolor=#F0F0F0><a href='http://www.boernechronicle.com/newsframe.cgi?u=http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100907/od_nm/us_jaguar_swimmer_odd' style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma'>Jaguar dumps swimmer after anti-gay tweet     (Reuters)</a></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td><div align=justify style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma;padding-bottom:3px;'>Reuters - Luxury car maker Jaguar has cut its sponsorship of star Australia swimmer Stephanie Rice, a triple Olympic gold medalist, after she sent a tweet using an anti-gay slur.</div></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td bgcolor=#F0F0F0><a href='http://www.boernechronicle.com/newsframe.cgi?u=http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100903/od_nm/us_germany_communists_odd' style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma'>German party mistakenly hands out porn pens to kids     (Reuters)</a></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td><div align=justify style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma;padding-bottom:3px;'>Reuters - To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones to find pens which project erotic images.</div></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td bgcolor=#F0F0F0><a href='http://www.boernechronicle.com/newsframe.cgi?u=http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100903/od_nm/us_toilet_tours_odd' style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma'>Tourist treat - famous toilets     (Reuters)</a></td></tr>");
  document.write("<tr><td><div align=justify style='font-size:9pt;font-family:tahoma;padding-bottom:3px;'><a href='http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100903/od_nm/us_toilet_tours_odd'><img style='padding-right:3px;padding-bottom:3px;' src='http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100903/i/r3455144014.jpg?x=130&y=86&q=85&sig=dlReRf6l3DUF86Meu71cEQ--' align='left' height='86' width='130' alt='Employees of German bathroom ceramic and furniture firm Duravit, stand outside on a balcony atop of a giant lavatory bowl, at their company headquarters in Hornberg in the Black Forest, Southwestern Germany, January 22, 2010. REUTERS/Vincent Kessler' border='0' /></a>Reuters - For tourists tired of traditional sightseeing tours, one Berlin tour guide is offering something altogether different: a tour of Berlin's public conveniences.<br clear='all'/></div></td></tr>");
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